“Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.”
Is this a cautionary tale that kids shouldn’t hold too much in their hands when climbing a hill? Or did Jack and Jill just use the wrong bucket strategy to fetch some water? After years of investigation and some new forensic evidence that has come to light, this cold case has been solved: it was the bucket that dunnit!